What?

The flight attendant announces that "there are lavatories throughout the plane."  Then follows with, "please be sure to use the lavatory in your section of the plane."

First of all there are three lavatories.  One in the front and two in the rear.  That is hardly "throughout". Its not like there's a bathroom at the wings.  

And why tell us about all the facilities, when they really want those of us us in steerage to walk all the way to the rear and those in first class to take a couple of steps to the front lav??  Tgis wasn't the first flight attendant to make the anouncement this way.